Fadgonfadtan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy hedgehog.

Fadgonfadtan created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgonfadtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadgonfadtan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fadgonfadtan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fadgonfadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fadgonfadtan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Fadgonfadtan's name in vain.

5. Never wear hats.