Fliswattun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Fliswattun created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswattun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fliswattun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fliswattun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fliswattun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.