Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable toad.

Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Looppidxucwig Ragfomgid three times a day.