Xinflagvab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited guinea pig.

Xinflagvab created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Xinflagvab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xinflagvab, she will ignore you.

Xinflagvab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Xinflagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing red boots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not shave your chest.