Arfdutlid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident wolf.

Arfdutlid created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdutlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfdutlid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arfdutlid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Arfdutlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never feed onions to tortoises while wearing trousers.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Arfdutlid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Do not kill geese.