Bogwippod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate weasel.

Bogwippod created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwippod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogwippod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bogwippod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bogwippod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Put Bogwippod first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never wear mauve stockings.

5. You must love Bogwippod.