Larnwipwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous butterfly.

Larnwipwap created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnwipwap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larnwipwap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larnwipwap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Larnwipwap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never leap in the presence of doves.