Cenbingep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying elephant.

Cenbingep created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenbingep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cenbingep, it will turn you into a rock.

Cenbingep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cenbingep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never feed oranges to swans while wearing black stockings.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.