Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless walrus.

Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bifqueegcen Donzodpadvidhapvabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Fast once a month.