Vogbotbag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever coyote.

Vogbotbag created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogbotbag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogbotbag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vogbotbag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vogbotbag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. You must love Vogbotbag.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.