Bod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless dugong.

Bod created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bod's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing indigo scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.