Tigyattim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful donkey.

Tigyattim created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigyattim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tigyattim, he will turn you into a worm.

Tigyattim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tigyattim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tigyattim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must pray to Tigyattim six times a day.