Siskanxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering bear.

Siskanxem created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siskanxem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Siskanxem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Siskanxem's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Siskanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Siskanxem first in all things.

5. Never wear stockings.