Poplamjigkemzanabciss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident frog.

Poplamjigkemzanabciss created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplamjigkemzanabciss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poplamjigkemzanabciss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Poplamjigkemzanabciss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Poplamjigkemzanabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Poplamjigkemzanabciss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt dogs.