Fenlamyar Giddithin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless owl.

Fenlamyar Giddithin created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenlamyar Giddithin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenlamyar Giddithin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenlamyar Giddithin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fenlamyar Giddithin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.