Hudtenhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow duck.

Hudtenhun created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtenhun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudtenhun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hudtenhun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hudtenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Hudtenhun on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never think about dark energy.