Volviggebnull Mutxenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty camel.

Volviggebnull Mutxenkab created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volviggebnull Mutxenkab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volviggebnull Mutxenkab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Volviggebnull Mutxenkab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Volviggebnull Mutxenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Volviggebnull Mutxenkab's priests.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never feed lots of apples to mites while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Do not commit murder.