Shavdissfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking bird.

Shavdissfot created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavdissfot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavdissfot, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Shavdissfot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Shavdissfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. You must love Shavdissfot.

3. Never run near snails.

4. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to music.