Pag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful crane.

Pag created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not take Pag's name in vain.