Febnelltan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited hydra.

Febnelltan created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febnelltan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Febnelltan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Febnelltan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Febnelltan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. You must love Febnelltan.