Busfat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless human.

Busfat created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busfat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Busfat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Busfat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never sprint near frogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.