Leggabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish hamster.

Leggabbop created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggabbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Leggabbop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Leggabbop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Leggabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to mice while wearing indigo shirts.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Leggabbop.