Nartnartnart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud mongoose.

Nartnartnart created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartnartnart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartnartnart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nartnartnart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nartnartnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nartnartnart.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Pray towards the north.