Pigrigtof is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing clam.

Pigrigtof created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigrigtof, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pigrigtof, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pigrigtof's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pigrigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Pigrigtof loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.