Nakyar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered coyote.

Nakyar created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakyar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nakyar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nakyar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nakyar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing brown trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.

4. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing violet scarves.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.