Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent bear.

Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Targmumril Gidcadtag Vegquimgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
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