Liklinham is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring cow.

Liklinham created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liklinham, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liklinham, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Liklinham's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Liklinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing indigo shoes and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mention horses.