Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik
is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional
gerbil
.
Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik
created the cosmos four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik
, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik
, he will turn you into a puffin.
Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik's
most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not commit murder.
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