Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional gerbil.

Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Narlmotfoss Stanfubstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.