Cincedtenratyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful fish.

Cincedtenratyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincedtenratyarl, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cincedtenratyarl, he will turn you into a goat.

Cincedtenratyarl's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cincedtenratyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the west.