Cincedtenratyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful
fish.
Cincedtenratyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cincedtenratyarl, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cincedtenratyarl, he will turn you into a goat.
Cincedtenratyarl's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Cincedtenratyarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about melons.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
3. Never skip in holy places.
4. Learn four new languages a year.
5. Run away if five cats approach from the west.