Besscid is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless
sheep.
Besscid created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Besscid, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Besscid, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Besscid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Besscid's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Besscid in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Run away from cyan sharks, for they are unholy.