Besscid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless sheep.

Besscid created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besscid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Besscid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Besscid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Besscid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Besscid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from cyan sharks, for they are unholy.