Fidxenzodpop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced eagle.

Fidxenzodpop created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidxenzodpop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidxenzodpop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fidxenzodpop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fidxenzodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing shoes.