Rullraklid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous wyrm.

Rullraklid created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullraklid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullraklid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rullraklid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rullraklid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Rullraklid first in all things.