Vedgatkiklagquamlim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow coyote.

Vedgatkiklagquamlim created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgatkiklagquamlim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vedgatkiklagquamlim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vedgatkiklagquamlim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vedgatkiklagquamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Vedgatkiklagquamlim.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.