Dudgethun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying armadillo.

Dudgethun created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudgethun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudgethun, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dudgethun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dudgethun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.