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She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic armadillo.

Bedvadcam created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedvadcam, she will answer your prayers.

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Bedvadcam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Bedvadcam first in all things.
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