Bifviddam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Bifviddam created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifviddam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bifviddam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bifviddam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bifviddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Bifviddam loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.