Rotgidhatgessneg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable faun.

Rotgidhatgessneg created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotgidhatgessneg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotgidhatgessneg, it will turn you into a tree.

Rotgidhatgessneg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rotgidhatgessneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Rotgidhatgessneg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.