Ingnellmad Babgessmat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic dryad.

Ingnellmad Babgessmat created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnellmad Babgessmat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ingnellmad Babgessmat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ingnellmad Babgessmat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ingnellmad Babgessmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing mauve skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing orange boots and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingnellmad Babgessmat.