Rangonsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless raven.

Rangonsaw created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rangonsaw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rangonsaw, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rangonsaw's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rangonsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing indigo tights and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Always obey Rangonsaw's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from gray ants, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Rangonsaw.