Taglinpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud hare.

Taglinpom created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglinpom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taglinpom, it will remove you from existence.

Taglinpom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Taglinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Always wear pink.