Stikfunvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent troll.

Stikfunvil created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stikfunvil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikfunvil, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stikfunvil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stikfunvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to bats while wearing brown scarves.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Stikfunvil on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Stikfunvil in the centre of the settlement.