Tanvilcim is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating
chinchilla.
Tanvilcim created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tanvilcim, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tanvilcim, she will think nothing of it.
Tanvilcim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Tanvilcim's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
2. Never hurt snails.
3. You must never eat carrots.
4. Always obey Tanvilcim's priests.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.