Negdogflagven is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful bird.

Negdogflagven created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Negdogflagven, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negdogflagven, it will come to you in dreams.

Negdogflagven's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Negdogflagven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. You must love Negdogflagven.

5. Never hop in the presence of gulls.