Dimkonfit is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing
jackal.
Dimkonfit created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimkonfit, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dimkonfit, she will turn you into a tree.
Dimkonfit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Dimkonfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Learn six new languages a year.
4. Do not kill foxes.
5. Always help dolphins in need.