Wotpagflam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic toad.

Wotpagflam created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotpagflam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotpagflam, it will not care at all.

Wotpagflam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wotpagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear indigo corsets.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wotpagflam.
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