Himxuckkan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving human.

Himxuckkan created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himxuckkan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himxuckkan, she will make you grow a tail.

Himxuckkan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Himxuckkan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himxuckkan.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.