Gutwadfem is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, generous
ferret.
Gutwadfem created an electron five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gutwadfem, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gutwadfem, he will not care at all.
Gutwadfem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Gutwadfem's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gutwadfem on top of all buildings.
2. Never wear pink corsets.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gutwadfem.
4. Never talk about chlorophyll.
5. Never feed strawberries to monkeys while wearing stockings.