Cebsogmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest sheep.

Cebsogmat created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cebsogmat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebsogmat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cebsogmat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cebsogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to snakes while wearing blue shorts.