Listliplanyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent snail.

Listliplanyim created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listliplanyim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listliplanyim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Listliplanyim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Listliplanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near badgers.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your head.