Cenkammil is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome duck.

Cenkammil created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenkammil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenkammil, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cenkammil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cenkammil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing mauve shorts and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Retreat if eight seals approach from the east.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.